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Sexy Food

NYMag had a link to a cookbook a couple weeks back that was entertaining. It's called "Cook To Bang" and as they worded it oh so perfectly, "For the douchebag stockbrokers who can't make it rain at Tenjune anymore." I have to say though, this has been done before. Due to being homeless at the moment, my things are scattered throughout the metropolitan area and I can't find the book right now but I have something that is strikingly similar.

When I was at my grandparents house two years ago, I found a couple of cookbooks I was allowed to take home with me. One of them had a similar theme. Finding such a book in my grandparents collection was disturbing and funny at the same time. I guess the women who wrote it had come to talk to the folks at thier development. It was filled with easy enough recipes that I wanted it but they were all sexually themed. The names of the dishes were all erotic and hysterical. Basically, what you will find in Cook To Bang. Rock on plagerism!

Clever Girls

I love when celebrities fuck with the media. Once again, just another reason why you can't believe everything you read. But is this really newsworthy? I know it's hypocritical for me to be saying, lets focus on more important things and then go write about this but thats just the nature of it I guess. I happen to know the inside scoop of this dramz though so my little secret of the day...it's a joke people! They are just messing with ya'll! (I know the "girlfriend" in question.)

WTF

You know when you are searching for something online, and one thing leads to another and you suddenly went for looking up a brand name for a shoe you saw in the window of a store to 3 hours later, looking into lizards tails falling off? That just kinda happened to me but much quicker. I was looking for the video of this whole Bush shoe throwing incident and saw this entry in Wikipedia. They already added the incident to it.


All that comes to mind..."Who throws a shoe? Honestly!" - Austin Powers

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NYC Renting

SUCKS!

After a long week of searching, Jen and I thought we found a place. Long story short, didn't work out. What the hell is wrong with brokers? I've never met such scam artists in my life.

Now we have to wait until Monday to see if we get approved for another apartment. The whole process is the most ridiculous thing I have ever experienced. I don't even want to think about what will happen if this doesn't work out.

Sessed

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Depressed

I am really down right now. Just super lonely and shit. Pretty fucking sad. I don't know why being "home" gets me down (in addition to other things). Today I took my first anti-anxiety pill, Pristiq. Hopefully this will be the last depressed entry for a while. Always trying to stay positive and all but this will also help me track when and how i'm feeling so i fyou don't like the negative stuff, ce la vie!

Maintenance

I'll be messing around with some stuff on here so all 2 people who follow this, bear with me. :) Thanks!

Remember?

Dancing flowers?!?!

I shouldn't be left alone

I can't even redeem my credit card thank you points prizes without fucking it up! On the up side though, I now have guitar hero world tour which is keeping me occupied for a couple hours a day. I am not counting that as my 1 productive thing I am trying to do in a day though.