Funny News

There were two really giggletastic things in the news today.

As Gawker cleverly posts in "Badvertising", this Japanese fiasco hit the stores this holidays.

And there was this clownball.

Emmy Highlight

When the nominees were announced for Female Comic Actress, they all came up.  It seemed unplanned at first but it was in fact scripted.  It was a cute little number all the ladies did and even cute when Melissa McCarthy won and was "crowned" as if she just won a pageant.  I am waiting for the video to emerge and until then, here are some pics from various sources.  

Ring Ring

Today I came across a contest for someone to win a new engagement ring if they could show how horrible their original ring was.  I went on a google search and found some more really nasty ones.  I feel bad for these ladies! 

SNL Hysterics

I haven't laughed at an SNL skit in a while but Bill Hader's character, Stefon on Weekend Update had me laughing so hard. Just watch!

http://www.hulu.com/watch/149656/saturday-night-live-update-stefon
(Season 35 Episode 22)

Awesome Tee Alert

How awesome is this shirt? Just google Hangover Carlos Tee if you really do want to buy it. I saw someone wearing it in Israel. So funny.

It's Always Sunny in Sex and the City

What is one of the greatest episodes of It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia, "Who Pooped The Bed", here is a snippet of Sweet Dee running into a car after trying to steal expensive shoes that don't fit her because she is trying to be more like the girls on Sex and the City. Plus, Artemus is one of the greatest characters and besides The Nightman Cometh, this is her best work.

Dwayne Wade Runs Into Brick Wall (Shaq)

The other day we were watching the Cavs/Lakers game and this went down, literally. It's kinda amazing. Reminds me of the time I was pushed into AJ Hawk (linebacker from OSU, plays for Green Bay now) but I didnt stay down like Wade did. Enjoy!

AMAZING

This morning I was greeted with one of the best things ever. It's hard to make out but that white spot on the top of the Bull's head is actually a man's underwear. Now can you make out the man slouched over the Bull's neck? Um yea. Amazing.

Originally from Dealbreaker with the best caption, Anyone Missing An Intern, or so I thought, I found this gem on the Daily Intel. Gawker also had a good one. "That's Dow. He's down."

But apparently, updates from Kira say she got to the bottom of this. He is a DJ who literally went insane and thought he was a prince so we went by The Artist Formally Known As Prince. After a lot of therapy, he finally realized he wasn't. But he started to go by DJ Prance instead. I can't find anything on this so called person but her boss says its true.

UPDATE: The above story is not true. The identity of the man was found.

YES!!!

I am going through a bit of an angry internal crisis right now but no matter what I am feeling, this had me laughing out loud! I came across it on the entertaining blog called A Little Space To Fill that I found from searching a search of a search (you know how those things happen).

The umbrella is what kills me.

My Immature Side

This made me laugh. Particularly the last part in the scooter.

Happened 10 minutes ago

Zimmern Faves

I Want

Giggle of the Day

Celebs on invisible bikes via Holy Taco.

Watch Video from 5:25 -6:16

Sucks

Newlyweds get arrested: http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=7142621

Speaking of Mini Me

One of my Top 5 Reality Scenes EVER!

Mini Me Gets Drunk - The Surreal Life

Mole!

I bought this movie simply for this stick scene...

First Cranes, Now Planes!

Last summer New Yorker's thought it was a freak accident when the first crane collapsed. Then it happened again. I never would even notice those cranes around and now, I notice them alright.

Then, this weekend, I noticed I had quite a bit of anxiety when I was getting on the plane to Florida. I am usually a good, carefree traveler so this struck me as odd. Maybe I was getting sick? But after reading ANOTHER story about a "freak" accident dealing with a plane again, not to mention it being in NY again, I realized I had developed a slight fear of flying. Crash once, it's scary, but you don't really translate it to something that could be your plane. But four times in a few weeks, I guess I'm starting to get nervous! Private planes, The Hudson Crash, The Buffalo one, The Amsterdam one, and the most recent one at JFK. Shit airport people, fix this!

Come to think of it, sometimes those miracles and coincidences I am always talking about now, are easier to see in hindsight. Right before I left for Florida, I was watching Chelsea Lately and her guest was Kelly Carlson (from Nip/Tuck) and she was talking about her fear of flying and what she does to cope.

You are really trusting so many people and scenarios out of your control. You have to either trust it, or dont. And lately, I have not been given reasons to trust the system. A bit off kilter, but David sent this to me as a joke but Louis CK makes a good point that has crossed my mind a couple times. People are so ungrateful sometimes but when you sit back and think about it, YOU'RE FLYING! "You are in a seat, in the sky!" Just watch it, it's funny cuz it's true! Click HERE to watch.

Emergency!

When I feel bad about my life, I read the news and see stories like this that immediately lift my spirits.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0303091mcnugget1.html

I am a sucker for fast food cravings myself, so Latreasa, I know how you feel. When you are craving something so bad, and then after all the trouble you go through to get there only to find out that they don't have it?! Horrible feeling. And those chicken mcnuggets, are definitely emergency worthy I'd say. One time I wanted crunchy tacos from Chipotle and they didn't have the shells. They did end up giving me a free burrito though before I could even think about calling 911.