A man named Gavin and a man named Chris.
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Whoa
Im flipping the fuck out! Blake Lively is SISTERS with Robyn Lively who is from one of my favorite movies when I was younger, Teen Witch! Who knew?
P.S. I hear there will be a remake of the movie...not thrilled about this.
P.P.S. "I'm gunna be the most popular girrrrlllll!"
P.S. I hear there will be a remake of the movie...not thrilled about this.
P.P.S. "I'm gunna be the most popular girrrrlllll!"
This Site Makes Me Smile
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/
I wish I still had all the Post Its my freshman year roommate would leave me and our other roommates. She went from this sweet girl to this "strong black woman" with OCD within that year. She'd listen to us wash our hands after going to the bathroom. She'd leave Post Its on a nightly basis on our desks to wash our hands, clean out the garbage, do our laundry, etc. and use these words that we had to go on urbandictionary.com to figure out what she was talking about. I love the passive aggressive note every once in a while but im def. more of a fan of a good ol' confrontation!
I wish I still had all the Post Its my freshman year roommate would leave me and our other roommates. She went from this sweet girl to this "strong black woman" with OCD within that year. She'd listen to us wash our hands after going to the bathroom. She'd leave Post Its on a nightly basis on our desks to wash our hands, clean out the garbage, do our laundry, etc. and use these words that we had to go on urbandictionary.com to figure out what she was talking about. I love the passive aggressive note every once in a while but im def. more of a fan of a good ol' confrontation!
Winner
This is the first African American President of the United States of America. He will be the 44th President in January and won the vote 349-147. Pretty historic stuff. I'm interested to see the numbers for how many came out to vote, etc.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Office Quotes Book 2
"I met a great photographer, not the one I told you about but he was so nice and then someone told me to go to the palm reader who was so nice and I should be nicer."
"As Boy George always said, a hole in the dark is a hole in the dark."
"Does anyone need anything?"
Response was "Look in that gossip mag for that fashion thing."
"You guys make packages, do you have any string?"
"I dont have rape face, YOU have rape face."
"You have rape hair."
"Yea, cuz my hair looked at his rapeface."
"An email address that is, yaheiness, a p.s. in her email, a note saying her name was Angel when her resume says Venssa. Sure i'll bring her in for an interview."
"As Boy George always said, a hole in the dark is a hole in the dark."
"Does anyone need anything?"
Response was "Look in that gossip mag for that fashion thing."
"You guys make packages, do you have any string?"
"I dont have rape face, YOU have rape face."
"You have rape hair."
"Yea, cuz my hair looked at his rapeface."
"An email address that is, yaheiness, a p.s. in her email, a note saying her name was Angel when her resume says Venssa. Sure i'll bring her in for an interview."
Drunk Animals
I loved this alcohol class I took in college. I've talked about it before and we were talking about drunk animals the other day and it reminded me of a video we watched. When fruit ferments, and animals eat it, they get trashed! Apparently people catch these things on tape often...
Marathoners
Running a marathon to me is just ridiculous. I hate running. But thousands upon thousands of people do it every year. The ads this year made me laugh with the Jewish guilt undertones, the whole, "I'm running for this and raised this much money and so and so" and "what did you do today?" Oy!
There are the hard core runners, the regulars, and then the pranksters. I was pleasantly surprised to see a women in the slower section, juggling! The old people. There was one person dressed as Borat, in a ridiculous bathing suit. Then there were all the celebs. I can't imagine running alongside Ryan Reynolds. I'd shit my pants for that more likely then shitting my pants after hitting "the wall".
I knew a couple people running this weekend and they all finished just fine. One raised over $10k for MSKCC, the place where his mother underwent treatment before passing. I'm really proud of him, this was his second time running.
A coworker of mine ran out with our friend for a bit. She was so excited. I'll always remember the time my friend ran in Columbus and I ran out with her, went like half a block, and practically collapsed.
There are the hard core runners, the regulars, and then the pranksters. I was pleasantly surprised to see a women in the slower section, juggling! The old people. There was one person dressed as Borat, in a ridiculous bathing suit. Then there were all the celebs. I can't imagine running alongside Ryan Reynolds. I'd shit my pants for that more likely then shitting my pants after hitting "the wall".
I knew a couple people running this weekend and they all finished just fine. One raised over $10k for MSKCC, the place where his mother underwent treatment before passing. I'm really proud of him, this was his second time running.
A coworker of mine ran out with our friend for a bit. She was so excited. I'll always remember the time my friend ran in Columbus and I ran out with her, went like half a block, and practically collapsed.
Halloween 2008
Halloween was fun. I don't think anything can compare to a NYC one. It's crazy in college but its college. In the real world, its that much better. My friend was in town and after dinner with the fam, we made our way down to the parade. Last year I was a little more involved in it, but I was glad I still got to see some of it. It was pretty harsh with the crowds though and being 5 ft in that just wasn't working for me for long. We pretty much just went bar hopping with friends after that. I didnt see any Sarah Palin's which surprised me. I was wearing a childs monkey suit and it was so soft, everyone kept petting me. I ran into two random people I knew of coarse. It's funny cuz last year on my way to a friends, I ran into someone and she was in a pretty embarrassing outfit. The city is smaller then you think.
Voting Madness
Today's the day! I am lazy and screwed up my whole voting situation but i'm still pretty excited to see the outcome. I think its pretty crazy all these voting incentives companies are doing. Starbucks gives you a free tall 12-oz. cup of brewed coffee. Krispy Kreme gives a free star-shaped donut with red, white, and blue sprinkles when you show them your "I voted" sticker. Ben & Jerry's gives a free scoop of ice cream from 5:00 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. Babeland is giving out a silver bullet or maverick penis sleeve. Interesting. My favorite quote was, "if your candidate doesnt win, you can fuck the pain away."
Just a couple more hours!
Just a couple more hours!
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