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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Office Quotes Chapter 4

Via IM sent to the wrong person (not even the entire thing):


Response to the IM: "This is Chris."

"The President is here and I was just told by secret service that he would light me up like swiss cheese!"

"So, what's the deal with maternity leave?"

Bossman "Do you have the address for 555 Park? Can you please make sure my assistant has it? What is the addres for 555 Park anyway? Please make sure everyone knows." Can you guess what the address is?

Me: "This is kinda cool. This girl lives in LA but works NY hours. So she avoids traffic cuz shes going into work at like 12pm every day."
Chris: "Um, no that means she goes in at 6am."

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