Bossy Dearest

Dear Ex Boss,
You are a psycho bitch fire breathing dragon and need to seek professional help.
Good luck with that and I am suing you for money because you have driven me to be an alchy and I now need rehab and psychiatric help and because I didnt get paid for all my hours, I have no money to pay for this.
Thanks for everything!
Kira

Internet Buried Treasure

Here I am, doing my daily routine of surfing the internet on my usual sites, when I came across this little story. It's not so much about the story though but more the photo. I went to high school with these girls. NYMag would like people to know there are money hungry Long Island bitches that can't seem to lock down a hubby with money? NO WAY! In my opinion this is old news. It's just with the whole self promoting phenomenon we have seen explode in the past couple of years, combined with the internet, and people getting clever about events and such, these methods for these girls are now just more public. I just think its humorous for my own personal reasons that they chose the photo of the Plainview chicks and wanted to save it for my memories and when I feel bad I can look here and remember my face isn't posted and labeled as desperate.

Then I clicked on the photo credit to see where it would lead, and I got to this. I don't know how I missed it this summer. Or the original peice. If I had to guess, the quote from the girl would be the one with the brown curly hair in front (Radar says differently though. I don't believe it).

Ew

I really don't have words for this invention, except EW.

Green

It's my favorite color. I was thrilled to see it as Angelina's accent color at the Oscars. (Sorry I know my Oscar posts are delayed but i've been really busy!)
Apparently they made a huge hit. People are going bonkers trying to find similar styles. I'll let them do the work for me.

Trolls

Remember Trolls?! Some people really had some insane collections of these things. I get how young girls can fall for this toy thing, that is what they do. But when grown women freak out about trends like this, I don't get it. Trolls, Beanie Babies, etc. But then there are these other trolls that most people are not familiar with. My mom works for a Norwegian Bank and goes to Norway at least twice a year. She's over the whole bringing us home gifts at this point but when we were younger, we got the Norwegian trolls and I swear to you, they were alive! My brother and I would experiment sometimes and put them in random places and they WOULD MOVE! They would be standing in the opposite direction, or in a completely different place altogether. They were alive dammit!

Winner

My favorite from the Oscars:

Natalie Portman in Rodarte. I wonder if she still has my cell phone that fell out in her car when I was her valet once...

Twitter

It's probably mentioned in my life on average, 5 times a day. The whole thing is beyond me and I really don't need another thing to start. But with the emerging of Rutherford Hay, I just may have to join and support. But I just can't do it yet. I really don't see the point. I have this to update on. But its just so dam popular I don't know how long I can stay away...

Keeping an eye out

I can't wait til this happens!

These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things - Israeli Version

Feel free to send me some:


Dalton wine - muscat


Elite Chocolate from Israel. There are Pop Rocks inside the chocolate!!!

People

People are just freaking crazy sometimes. I quit my job today. More to come.