Favorite Always Sunny Scene/Episode

I cant wait til this gets back on tv!

Favorite Character

SHE WAS AT THE Ohio State!!! JEALOUS!

Just watch the first 15 seconds of this one, cuz that is my all time favorite clip.

Drunkberrying

I am new to the blackberry thing. In a matter of a week, I went from losing an old beat up phone, to having 2 blackberries. But now I wonder, as I sit with a beer and get continuous emails from the office, what is protocol for "after work" emails? No doubt there are countless entries on this matter. But I mean, I am truly concerned for the time when the weather turns warm and that blissful thing called happy hour enters back into my life. Do I just have to train myself to be the ultimate drunk emailer? Figure out how to conduct business wasted? Alchies, lets chat. These are colleagues we are talking about, and granted the pr industry knows how to party, we still gotta be able to hold our shit together, no?

When I Am Stressed At Work...

my eye twitches. Not bad or anything, like you wouldn't notice it. But I definitely feel it! haha

Goodbye Shea Stadium

Weird

Had a really weird coincidence. I am going to try to note these more often. Like today for instance, I have been noticing the phrase "freak flag" more. I watched a clip from Shrek on The View and they song a song about waving your freak flag, and today I was watching The Family Stone, which I have seen before. But never noticed this one guy has a line in the movie where he tells her to wave her freak flag. Just a strange little thing I noticed.

But anyways, the real coincidence I am talking about was when Mark and I were leaving a store opening this week, the Hilton's stopped us on our way out to eat. We finally got past the paps and into Pax and were sitting and eating. I was telling him how my friend knows Paris and she sucks and then I look out the window and my friend who I was just referring to's brother is staring back at me. These kids live in LA. The chances of this are like so freaking low. To make it even more freaky, he was going to the store we were just at because his girlfriend he was visiting was there, and she gave him a sweater. Um, the store was supposed to give Mark a sweater and we were also just talking about the mensline. It was just really really bizarre.

MBFW Fall 2009

"Mark" and my experience was strikingly similar for Fashion Week!
OK! Magazine's Blog

What a crazy week it's been! I had the pleasure of escorting my client to a bunch of shows this week. I loved it for a couple reasons. Got out of the office, sat front row at most of them (baller) and just love being around that stuff. I have no idea what is "fashionable" and what isn't but I still enjoy being there.

Trend Alert! Gold. It's coming people. You will see.

The most dramatic event of the week was Christian Siriano's show. It was all good at first. Miss J was next to me and Mark was next to Aubrey. Long story short, Donna Martin walked in right before the show started and "made" us move because she wanted two seats for her people. Really, my PR friend at the show bent over backwards and asked Mark and I to do her a favor. YOU'RE WELCOME TORI! Who makes a 14 year old celebrity move? I chanted "Donna Martin Graduates" as I walked away. I couldn't pass up the opportunity. Then I stood in the back and enjoyed an incredible show. You don't need to know anything about fashion to know that this kid is fucking talented. I got to congratulate him too!



Here are just some links that involved my week in some way:

Front Row at William Rast

Walking to Badgley Mischka.


Seat fiasco at Max Azria.

More seat drama at Siriano.

Me at work.

I went back to Cleveland

I was in Cleveland for the weekend. Wonderful weekend for the boyfriends birthday. First date was at Eat At Joe's, where the best hash browns exist. Finally went to Rock Hall. Def. something to check off the list but I can see why my friends don't need to go back there after going once. I loved the Bier Market and Cento downtown. We also went to an Ohio State bar called Dive. I am so happy I went to OSU! Then on the ride to the airport Monday morning, we are listening to the radio and a voice from my past comes on. Apparently Z100 gets picked up in 4 cities now?! Not only that, but they were talkin gabout some poll that just came out and 2 of the 4 cities they deal with are in the top 5 most unhappy in the country. Cleveland being #2. Go figure! Coincidences are so coincidental!

I am...

so in love. :)

I hate bosses

I would just like to state that I HATE working for other people. I know most people do but I think I hate it so much, it will be motivation enough for me to just be an entrepreneur and start my own company. Event planning will be mine!

Tears

I never really thought about it before because New York is just so dam big, but every city has their legends I guess. We knew all the homeless dudes in Columbus. Why not know the locals of NYC too? I have read previous stories in the past about some people dying. Like this old lady in SOHO everyone knew (except me). Well I guess I have officially been here long enough because I actually know a person who died and it was newsworthy. RIP carrot peeler man!

Poop Culture

There are two things going on in pop culture I feel like I need to just take some notes on.

#1 is this Phelps smoking a bong "scandal". The kid is A KID. He worked his ass off for so long, and behaved so well for so long (so we think anyway). Anyone who turns out results like that I am sure doesnt smoke on a regular basis anyway. He went to visit some friends and just wanted to relax and have some fun and just be normal. Newsflash people, college kids smoke pot. No not everyone does but fuck, lay off him.

OK he's supposed to be a role model. Well I think that it just shows that NO ONE is perfect and its OK to mess up sometimes cuz that is reality. The people that really matter a.k.a. his sponsors a.k.a. the ones who pay the kid, are letting it go which is sweet. Lucky as well, because apparently more people have sticks up their asses then I thought.

Before even hearing or watching about The View, I knew exactly how that table conversation would go down and sure enough, my psychic powers did not fail. Lizzy was disgusted and Whoppie put her in her place by saying what we were all thinking. You go girl.

#2 I don't even know how this started, and I'm a bit ashamed because it's part of my job, but nonetheless, this whole Jessica Simpson being "fat" nonsense. Tabloids disgust me. The bitch gained some weight, who cares! Shes not unhealthy anymore, good for her! Most people in this world are NOT stick thin.

But I have to say, more of what made me want to write something on this subject was that my disgust obviously is felt just as much by other women in Hollywood as well and I am SO GLAD to see them sticking up for her. These crazy accusations happen all the time to celebs, and it would be impossible for their peers to defend each other each and every time, but it's refreshing to see that when some things do get really out of hand and just wrong, they will say something. I just felt like I had to get that off my chest.

I need to try this and one day I will

I heard about this when the trade first happened and for some reason, when I was thinking about creative ways to make some money, this popped into my head. I think it is one of the coolest things to accomplish and think of. I hope to achieve something like this one day. Here is his schpeal if you are too lazy to click a link...

"My name is Kyle MacDonald and I traded one red paperclip for a house. I started with one red paperclip on July 12 2005 and 14 trades later, on July 12, 2006 I traded with the Town of Kipling Saskatchewan for a house located at 503 Main Street."

It's almost unbelievable that this occurred in so few trades! Mad props yo. I wonder what I could start my trade with. A hair tie? A coconut painted like a buckeye football from Jamaica? A Billy Joel bumper sticker from The Last Play at Shea? Cotton balls? Maybe I'll start multiple trades. I'm kinda excited regardless.