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Wednesday, October 8, 2008

No!

He comes over when you don't really want to see him (-1). You milk it for all you can. He drives you to the laundromat. He brings you fresh sushi. He eats most of the sushi when you were not done, with his hands (-1). He tries to kiss you hello and tells you to kiss him like you actually missed him (-1). As he's choking on wasabi, he still tries to kiss you (-1). He wraps his arms around you to lift you off the couch and not only cracks your back but its like hes giving you the Heimlich (-1). He asks 'what?' every other sentence because you keep laughing out of awkwardness and uncomfortableness (-1). He keeps trying to make out with you, even starting to use force when you clearly tell him no and even move his hands in force away from you (-1). He complains and makes weird noises while you watch one of your favorite shows that he said was OK to watch (-1). He changes the channel (-1). He makes horrible jokes and cracks himself up and never gets the hint that you haven't cracked a smile once (-1). He eventually falls asleep on your couch (-1). He refuses to leave and rolls over when you ask him to leave so you can go to bed (-1). He makes one last desperate attempt to make out before you have to physically open he door and push him out (-1).

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