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Sunday, January 18, 2009

Don't Mix Acid and Gnomes

One time, these three boys decided to take acid. They went out that night, drove around for a while, and came across a lawn covered in lawn gnomes. The boys were convinced one of the gnomes was moving around and speaking to them in a language they couldn't understand. The boys decided it was best to "get rid" of this gnome because it was freaking them out so they took the gnome and put it in the trunk of the car. They drove around a while longer, went about their night. Went to dinner, met up with some friends, etc. When they got back to the house, they took the gnome out of the trunk and put it in the bedroom closet. The next morning the boys were woken up by noises coming from the closet. When they opened the closet they were shocked to find a 4 year old Mexican girl. They kidnapped a little girl speaking Spanish the night before. Panicked, they anonymously left her at the doorstep of the local police station and later got in some serious trouble.

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