Office Quotes Chapter 3

Yendys leaving a message, “Hi George, I know you're in town and wanted to try to come see you..."
FYI - George as in Boy George

Yendys, “How long does it take to get to the salon?”
“Which salon?”
“I dunno, any salon.”
“Ummm?”

Asilam, "I threw up on the Lux Liner!"

Lunch delivery was called at 12:20 and it came at 2:11. The first time they were called to check up, they said it was cold but they were still sending it. When he finally showed up, he fell into the door and laughed and said he broke his head. Nairb asked if he had any idea and he replied, "NO ID".

Accounting – "If anyone asks, just say he who shall not be named asked you to do this."

The picnic list:
Jameson
Meat
Smores
Pop rocks
Cheeseburgers

Yendys, "You know whos a really fat cokehead?"